Ruined wishes

[Rein]

This is a simple and fun game. All you have to do is type in a wish, and ruin another persons. For example:

P1: I wish I had a duck.
P2: Wish granted, but then the duck bit you.
I wish I could fly.

You can be as creative as you want, just no inappropriate wishes and grants. So, have fun! I'll start:

I wish I had some pancakes.

[' Toxic]

Granted, but they are soggy with a mysterious liquid
I wish it was warmer outside.

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[Rein]

Granted, but then you got heat stroke.
I wish it were colder outside.

[' Toxic]

Granted, but ya just froze.
I wish for some hot cocoa.